HomeAD 79 - "Joeus Bidvn didn't stop Mt. Vesuvius from erupting. He should be impeached!" - Ted Crvz
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April 15, 1865 - That damn Lincoln had it coming! He was a RINO anyway.
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September 24, 1780 - Washington is weak! Benedict Arnold is the greatest general there is and since he is joining the British, we will follow him through Hell!
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1917 - "Did you hear that Wilson wants us to forego meat on Tuesday's to support the war effort in Europe?" "Yeah, fuck that guy! No one is going to make me give up meat. How else will the government try to control our lives?"
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January 28, 1986 - "Oh my God, did you see that the space shuttle exploded?" "Yeah, I have it on good authority that Tip O'Neill and Dick Gephardt gave the Soviets the coordinates of the Kennedy Space Center and the exact liftoff time and they hit it with a new missile they have developed. I think Reagan is involved too because his son might be gay and his daughter is going to pose for Playboy so he wanted the American people to be distracted."
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December 7, 1941 - "Did you hear that Roosevelt paid the Japs to attack us, ordered the navy to stand down just so we could get into the war? This was his plan all along!"
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1936 Presidential Election - Roosevelt 523, Landon 8 "The vote was stolen I tell you! Roosevelt's a cripple. There is no way he could have beaten Landon. There was a guy named Dominion who counted three of every four Landon ballots for Roosevelt! I'm calling "The Kracken" in to fix this. But first, let me tell you about this comfortable new pillow I found..."
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alohafri wrote:AD 79 - "Joeus Bidvn didn't stop Mt. Vesuvius from erupting. He should be impeached!" - Ted Crvz
Speaking of impeaching, I heard on the news today that right now the R's are planning on taking back the House and immediately impeaching Kamala Harris. Did I miss something? What are impeaching her for? Did she break some law while I was looking away? Vice Presidenting while black?
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Assassinating Lincoln. They found the evidence on Hunter Biden's laptop.SoxIlliniRob wrote:alohafri wrote:AD 79 - "Joeus Bidvn didn't stop Mt. Vesuvius from erupting. He should be impeached!" - Ted Crvz
Speaking of impeaching, I heard on the news today that right now the R's are planning on taking back the House and immediately impeaching Kamala Harris. Did I miss something? What are impeaching her for? Did she break some law while I was looking away? Vice Presidenting while black?
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September 1940: Churchill - "We need you all to turn out your lights and pull down your shades so the luftwaffe can't see what they are bombing."
Trumplican - "Screw that noise. I need my lights on and I'm not missing my political talk shows!"
Trumplican - "Screw that noise. I need my lights on and I'm not missing my political talk shows!"
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July 20, 1969 - "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Trumplican - "Hey, I know that place! It's in the middle of the Utah desert! They faked it!
Trumplican - "Hey, I know that place! It's in the middle of the Utah desert! They faked it!
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United States, late March, 2020: US Government - "You should wear masks to protect yourselves and others from this virus until we are able to get a vaccine. Masks work." Trumplican - "Fuck you. I'm not wearing a mask. They don't work and they are dangerous because you will be breathing in your own carbon dioxide."
United States, early May, 2021: US Government - "The masks have worked. The vaccines work! If you are vaccinated, you don't have to wear your masks." Trumplican - "Fuck you. I'm not taking my mask off. Now I'll be able to see who the libs are because they will be the only ones without masks. Who are you to tell me I shouldn't wear a mask?"
United States, early May, 2021: US Government - "The masks have worked. The vaccines work! If you are vaccinated, you don't have to wear your masks." Trumplican - "Fuck you. I'm not taking my mask off. Now I'll be able to see who the libs are because they will be the only ones without masks. Who are you to tell me I shouldn't wear a mask?"
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December 7, 1941 - "Did you hear that Roosevelt paid the Japs to attack us, ordered the navy to stand down just so we could get into the war? This was his plan all along!"
As you know, there was a theory that the US government did know that the Japanese were going to attack and didn't tell the Navy so that they would have an excuse to get into the war - since so many people were opposed to fighting another war overseas.
[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Harbor_advance-knowledge_conspiracy_theory#:~:text=The Pearl Harbor advance%2Dknowledge,1941%2C attack on Pearl Harbor.]Pearl Harbor advance-knowledge conspiracy theory - Wikipedia[/url]
As you know, there was a theory that the US government did know that the Japanese were going to attack and didn't tell the Navy so that they would have an excuse to get into the war - since so many people were opposed to fighting another war overseas.
[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Harbor_advance-knowledge_conspiracy_theory#:~:text=The Pearl Harbor advance%2Dknowledge,1941%2C attack on Pearl Harbor.]Pearl Harbor advance-knowledge conspiracy theory - Wikipedia[/url]
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