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An Irishman's first baseball game

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frank bonifacic
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An Irishman's first baseball game

Post by frank bonifacic on Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:08 pm

[size=13][size=16][size=19][size=13]An Irishman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball
game. The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings and
then hits a double.

Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run".

The next batter hits a single & the Irishman listened as the crowd again
cheered "RUN, RUN"!!

The Irishman enjoyed the game & began screaming with the fans. The fifth
batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the
batter started his slow trot to first base. The Irishman stood up and
screamed, "R-R-Run ye lazy bastard, run!" The people around him began
laughing.

Embarrassed, the Irishman sat back down. A friendly fan noted the man's
embarrassment, leaned over and explained "He can't run -- he's got four
balls."

The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad."
 


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Re: An Irishman's first baseball game

Post by alohafri on Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:57 pm

cheers Laughing cheers Laughing
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Re: An Irishman's first baseball game

Post by sharpy on Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:16 pm

Figured a Kevin would enjoy that joke

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