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    An Irishman's first baseball game

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    frank bonifacic
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    Post by frank bonifacic Sun Jul 02, 2017 9:08 pm

    [size=13][size=16][size=19][size=13]An Irishman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball
    game. The first batter approached the batters' box, took a few swings and
    then hits a double.

    Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run".

    The next batter hits a single & the Irishman listened as the crowd again
    cheered "RUN, RUN"!!

    The Irishman enjoyed the game & began screaming with the fans. The fifth
    batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the
    batter started his slow trot to first base. The Irishman stood up and
    screamed, "R-R-Run ye lazy bastard, run!" The people around him began
    laughing.

    Embarrassed, the Irishman sat back down. A friendly fan noted the man's
    embarrassment, leaned over and explained "He can't run -- he's got four
    balls."

    The Irishman stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, lad."
     


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    Post by alohafri Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:57 pm

    cheers Laughing cheers Laughing
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    Post by sharpy Tue Jul 11, 2017 7:16 pm

    Figured a Kevin would enjoy that joke

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