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blondy28
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Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by blondy28 on Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:34 pm

Honestly, these companies have us by the short curlies.  I guarantee that they make millions of dollars because they fuck up your bill and people don't want to deal with what you have to do to get it corrected.  I just spent 51 minutes on the phone with Sprint.  51 minutes.  I have a plan where there's a flat amount for all our phones for unlimited talk and text.  When my very old phone broke in August, I replaced it, and someone screwed up and started charging me $15 for my line for talk and text.  I called in October and told them that they were charging me for that line, and that it should be covered under our plan.  They told me they would reverse it and credit the charges.  Finally sat down and reviewed my November and December bills (I'm on auto-pay so I don't typically review the bills, because that fucking requires a PhD), and I could see that they never credited my account back in October, and they continued charging me $15 a month for my line.  And just for some extra fun, when they started charging me $15 for my line, they started charging $15 for my daughter's line.  I can't imagine why they did that...the only reason I could think is because she and I have the same kind of phone.  So these jackasses tell me "we can only credit back as far as 60 days".  You fuckheads...I called in October.  I never received that credit.  And you continued to charge me!  And now you're telling me your hands are tied?  And why did this take 51 minutes?  Scroll through my account...see a bunch of charges that aren't supposed to be there...you tell me "sorry, you're only getting a $30 credit"...and that takes 51 minutes?
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by sharpy on Sat Jan 06, 2018 6:20 pm

I know exactly how frustrating all you describe is. I have the same, unchanged cable/wifi/phone service thru Time Warner/Spectrum - no changes, never buy a movie or any other extra service. Every month I'm charged a different amount - not by a lot, but $5, $20, $4 ....why? Who knows.  If I had time, I'd rant on about the package I am forced to carry - unless I want to pay even MORE
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by alohafri on Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:21 pm

One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by SoxIlliniRob on Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:40 pm

alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by blondy28 on Sun Jan 07, 2018 5:43 pm

SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by SoxIlliniRob on Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:01 pm

blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by blondy28 on Sun Jan 07, 2018 6:27 pm

SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

Do you have something against Jane Russell in her Playtex 18-hour bra?
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by SoxIlliniRob on Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:12 pm

What happens after 18 hours?
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Post by blondy28 on Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:24 pm

SoxIlliniRob wrote:What happens after 18 hours?

The thing about the Playtex 18-hour Bra...which "lifts and separates" (their catch phrase)...it made boobs look pointy.  Look at anyone in the 50s and 60s and they look like cones.  I **think** the marketing campaign suggested that the bra was so comfortable, that you can comfortably wear it until you take it off to go to bed.  And trust me...sometimes the best part of the day for some women is when they get out or their work clothes and bra and put on jammies.  Thanks to having a full axillary node dissection, I get to wear a bra 24 hours a day...and nothing cute and lacy.  Orthopedic is probably more accurate.  This is how I ward off lymphedema in my arm.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by cream919 on Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:28 pm

Never masturbated in my life ya perverts.  geek
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by sharpy on Sun Jan 07, 2018 10:34 pm

cream919 wrote:Never masturbated in my life ya perverts.  geek


then the notation in the Guinness book of world records for most times a day with your name is fake news?  bounce
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by alohafri on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:16 am

SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

I call bullshit!
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by alohafri on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:17 am

SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.
Why do you think I decided to get rid of it? I was hoping for donkey porn.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by alohafri on Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:18 am

SoxIlliniRob wrote:What happens after 18 hours?

Your dick gets raw and you have to take a break.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by SoxIlliniRob on Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:33 am

alohafri wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

I call bullshit!

A few of us had pretty easy access to various nudey magazines as kids.  Got an early edumacation.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by alohafri on Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:07 am

SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

I call bullshit!

A few of us had pretty easy access to various nudey magazines as kids.  Got an early edumacation.

National Geographic?  tongue
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by cream919 on Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:14 pm

Your dick gets raw and you have to take a break.


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I suspect the only break you get is when the Weather Channel pauses for "Local on the Eights".  tongue
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by blondy28 on Tue Jan 09, 2018 4:52 pm

alohafri wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

I call bullshit!

Just more evidence of Rob's elitism.  He was too good for the Sears Catalog, I guess.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by SoxIlliniRob on Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:00 pm

blondy28 wrote:
alohafri wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

I call bullshit!

Just more evidence of Rob's elitism.  He was too good for the Sears Catalog, I guess.
  
Fuck yeah.  I had access to Hustler and Penthouse as an adolescent.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by cream919 on Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:06 pm

Nudist camp magazines here! Especially the volley ball pics! Still unsurpassed in sports coverage.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by blondy28 on Tue Jan 09, 2018 5:11 pm

SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
alohafri wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

I call bullshit!

Just more evidence of Rob's elitism.  He was too good for the Sears Catalog, I guess.
  
Fuck yeah.  I had access to Hustler and Penthouse as an adolescent.

No Swank?
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by alohafri on Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:33 pm

blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
alohafri wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

I call bullshit!

Just more evidence of Rob's elitism.  He was too good for the Sears Catalog, I guess.
  
Fuck yeah.  I had access to Hustler and Penthouse as an adolescent.

No Swank?

Holy shit! I forgot about Swank! You dirty bird!
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by alohafri on Tue Jan 09, 2018 6:34 pm

cream919 wrote:Your dick gets raw and you have to take a break.


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I suspect the only break you get is when the Weather Channel pauses for "Local on the Eights".  tongue

You say that like there's a problem with it.
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Re: Sprint, Comcast, et al

Post by blondy28 on Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:13 pm

alohafri wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
alohafri wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
blondy28 wrote:
SoxIlliniRob wrote:
alohafri wrote:One month, I noticed that I had been charged for the Playboy Channel. Naturally I had to watch it for an hour or so to see if I wanted to get rid of it. I did. Even they play reruns.

Do they play anything on that channel that's worth 5 mins of your attention?  I remember in college when we were offered free cable as an incentive to move into a new apartment complex and it had free Playboy and HBO.  Aside from seeing one of our cute, former high school classmates occasionally bouncing around topless on one of their silly series, the stuff on that channel was boring as shit.

Hey, it's all perspective.  Most of us are from the era when boys used to use the Sears' Catalog bra section to masturbate.

Geez.  Glad I was never quite that desperate.

I call bullshit!

Just more evidence of Rob's elitism.  He was too good for the Sears Catalog, I guess.
  
Fuck yeah.  I had access to Hustler and Penthouse as an adolescent.

No Swank?

Holy shit! I forgot about Swank! You dirty bird!

I know my "dad keeps them under the bathroom sink" porn magazines.  My dad never had as much as a Playboy, but just about every family I babysat for had magazines far dirtier than Playboy or even Penthouse under their bathroom sinks.

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